Pot Bellied Pig: procus maximus

indigenous to Hng Kng but have spread like a rash to alomst all corners of the world.  Mates whenever possible with any willing speciies. Colouring predominantly shades of pink, green, blue and yellow. Generally eats rubbish and is very partial to beer. Popular pets of girls in P. Burgos Street.

The Pot Bellied Pigs’ Top Tips to survive the Manila 10’s

Poor people: Save $$$$$$ in bars by refilling your empty beer bottle with water from the sinks in the toilets.Everyone will think you are a real lad who drinks loads of beer and you will not get a hangover the next day. Best to buy a cork (see opposite).

Ill people: Why waste money on expensive anti-diarrhoea tablets. Just stick a cork up your back side and this will save any unnecessaryembarrassment.

Merchant bankers: Spend thisyear’s bonus wisely by buying a slap-up super-size meal at Jollibee.